Wednesday, November 05, 2003

The Boston Globe's Charles Pierce Dives Headfirst Into the Know Nothing Pool...

...with this amazing Conspiracy Theory. We suspect that Mr. Pierce wears a Tin Foil Hat to keep out those brain-washing rays emanating from the Vatican's string of Mind Control Satellites. How else would he be able to expose this nefarious plot?

Our iniitial observations of Mr. Pierce's effort to lift the cover from the Giant Global Papist Conspiracy:

(1) Mr. Pierce forgot to bring Robert Hanssen into his article, and made only a passing reference to Richard Scaife.

(2) Mr. Pierce completely forgot to mention how Opus Dei has been assigned by the Vatican to assassinate the leaders of the Priory of Sion in order to protect the Top Secret that Jesus Christ was married to Mary Magdalene.

In our opinion, there is simply no excuse for Mr. Pierce's neglect of these important facts. Therefore, we recommend that his bosses yank his Know Nothing Party Yellow Jouralism license post-haste.

In any case, Catholic blogger Dale Price skillfully debunks Pierce's in his masterful point-by-point rebuttal.

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