Friday, January 03, 2003

"...WHERE ARE THE CLONES?..."
...Maybe Next Year?


Memo from the P. T. Barnum Dept.:

According to the Associated Press today, it seems that the UFO cult-funded bio-engineering firm Clonaid is about to do an about-face on its promise to allow independent scientific verification of its claim that it had produced the first human clone.

What a surprise.