GREAT BREAKING NEWS!!!

THE DC SNIPER HAS BEEN CAUGHT!

Or so the police seem to believe. Actually there were two of them, a disgruntled and twice-divorced 42 year-old ex-Army drifter who had converted to militant Islam a few years ago; and his 17 year-old stepson, apparently the one who wrote those poorly written, bad-grammar-ridden, semi-literate notes they left for the police.

It seems these bozos, in a fit of indignation and ego after being blown off as "cranks" by the FBI's tip line operators, gave themselves away by boasting to the police about a killing they committed in Montgomery, Alabama while robbing a liqour store there. A fingerprint left at the crime scene led to their identification and arrest.

In addition, early news reports indicate that both of these losers had openly expressed approval and support of the 9/11 destruction against New York and Washington by the Al Queda terrorists. What a surprise!

CNN.com carries the full story to date HERE.

THANKS BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY!